I, on the other hand, Cannot Maintain My Silence Any Longer
I really tried. But this sort of sent me over the edge.
Oh now it doesn't have to be silent. Just no "Fuck you Tom"s please. And here - have an epi to help you... NOT CURSE. Forget the pain of childbirth. Just don't curse out Tom. Like having the big T.C. as your pop isn't bad enough.
And really. I don't put much weight in an endorsement from Kelly "I'm-married-to-crazy-Johnny-T" Preston. Because when you have your own 747 Jet (and a son of the same name - oops sorry - with an extra T...), you are so down to earth and knowledgeable.
Seriously people, are we really believing she's pregnant? Have you seen these pictures?
I'm thinking one or all of the following:
1) They're adopting and she was never pregnant. She got a little big there for awhile, but she has looked fake since day one. And I know some preggos don't gain a ton of weight. Fine. But still.
2) She already had the baby. I don't really buy this but it really looks like she has lost weight in her face. And the belly. Seriously? Not real. Look again if you don't believe me. NOT REAL.
However, I wouldn't be walking around looking at gift wrap if I had just had a baby. (Actually, even if I was pregnant, I wouldn't be looking at gift wrap, especially if I wasn't allowed to CURSE).
3) She's really pregnant and she has the weirdest fakest belly I've ever seen. Let alone a really bad bad case of herpes (ala the cold sore that never goes away). Is that the new Marilyn/Cindy mole? "Get your hot and sexy cold sore right here folks..." webhouseclub.org
All I'm saying is that when you see the baby for the first time in a few months and he's already 14, then don't be surprised if I do a little "I told you so" dance of the silent interpretive kind (you know L. Ron Hubbard style). And, while I truly believe Tomkat have lost it, I wouldn't want to fuck up the baby with all my noise.
Show some respect people.
